1. |
Aquarobics
03:49
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Watching TV / in my cocoon
Is this how its gonna be? -you loser - sleeping til noon
Gotta get a job
Can't be such a slob
Gotta get a job
Gotta get a real job - f***
Gotta make a living
Can't live on what my parents give me
Gotta get a job
Gotta get a real job - oh no
Oh no
Oh no
OH No NO
Gotta be reliable
Gotta be viable
Maybe I'm certifiable
Certify this
Get Wet and STROKE
Aquarobics
Get Wet and STROKE
Aquarobics
Get Wet and STROKE
Aquarobics
Get Wet and STROKE
Aquarobics
Get Wet and STROKE
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2. |
Eyes
02:20
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I can see you
Lookin right at cha
Awww
C'mon perk up baby - muah
I am closing my eyes now
I am closing my eyes now
I am closing my eyes
So I can't see
I am closing my eyes now
I am closing my eyes now
I am closing my eyes
I don't want to see
I am closing my eyes now
I am closing my eyes now
I am closing my eyes
I don't want to see
I am closing my eyes now
I am closing my eyes now
I am closing my eyes
I don't want to see
Don't wanna see it
Don't wanna see it
Don't wanna see it
Closing my eyes
Don't wanna see it
Don't wanna see it
Don't wanna see it
I'm closing my eyes
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3. |
High 'n Tight
04:40
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That woman's hair looks like your mom's
She made this thing to keep the gravy warm
She got her ticket in the mailbox
She always comes round in her
High Heels
She always comes round with her high heels on
She always comes round in her
High Heels
She always comes round with her
High Heels on
Your boyfriend's uncle's in the mob
He trims the shrubs out on the lawn
His mix tapes slap don't need no charm
He always comes round in his
Tight Jeans
He always comes round with his
Tight Jeans on
He always comes round in his
Tight Jeans
He always comes round with his
Tight Jeans on
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4. |
Sexbot Apocalypse
03:27
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Will you answer
Will you hear the call
Will you rise when the others fall
Cuz I need a man who can do it all
Can you do it
Sexbot Apocalypse
Kiss me with your robot lips
Gently stroke my human hips
Oh oh oh oh
Will you answer
Will you hear my call
Will you rise when the others fall
Cuz I need a machine who can do it all
Oh can you do it all
Get ready
Sexbot Apocalypse
Get me baby with your robot sh**
Build me a bunker and then touch my tit
Yeah Oh oh oh aww
Sexbot Apocalypse
Protect me from the incoming ship
Do a bunch a sh** cuz you're my bit** robot
Oh Oh Oh Oh
Sexbot Apocalypse
No regular man can do all this
I need a robot touch my tits
Oh Oh Oh OH OH
Oh Oh Oh Oh OH
Ah Ah Ah AH Ahhhh
oh Oh OH OWH
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5. |
Amazoniac
04:14
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So I got something in the mail the other day
That sh** came on a Sunday, did you know they do that
I don't know how I feel about it, I had the option to have it delivered the next day on the Monday and then I would get a dollar towards a digital purpose but said F*CK NO
I want my shi** on Sunday
I want a man in the ninja cloak to sneak it up to my doorstep
Cuz I had a gift cert...
No I didn't have a gift certificate for this one
I gotta fire up my CDPHP Life Points
That's what you can get, do you have that from the State, Meg do you have the Life Points from CDPHP or are you Empire?
You get gift certificates if you do such as watch a video about how to sleep better
You can turn those points into money in the form of gift cards
And put your numbers in
AL965317
B11792CEL9
Redeem this
Redeem me
Ah la la la
I haven't used my gift certificate to Starbucks yet and I think tomorrow might be the day
I'm down to one latte a day and I like to have it in the morning before I leave the house which means if I was going to spend my certificate to Starbucks I'd have to wait
I don't want to wait
I want the thing I want right now gimme
Ship that sh** the next day
Bring it to my face I want it
Now Now Now
Redeem this
Redeem me
Oh it's so sad, the capitalist tragedy
Oh deliver this but really the actual truth is deliver me
I'm so sad I need material possessions to fill the sad whole in my heart
As a spiritual seeker, sometimes I struggle with the balance between my participation in the material world and its impact on my ascension
It's tough, because like, should I not buy sunglasses?
You need to protect your eyes
Right?
UVA and B
Yeah, F*CK IT
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6. |
Top Shelf Naughty
02:01
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I want some Top Shelf Naughty
Gimme what's good
I want the full fat cream and the shiny shiny wood
Drip it over velvet baby polish it nice now
Naughty Naughty ladies like it whiskey and spice
Top Shelf Naughty
Top Shelf Naughty
You can bring it over dirt
You can do it up neat
Bring it on a silver plate and serve it at my feet
Talkin Top Shelf Naughty
Top Shelf Naughty
Spit
I want the circus in my basement and a hot tub on the roof
My kitty wants some caviar and this is not a goof
I want a pekingese chihuahua and poodle all combined
and if I don't get my pekachu I'm gonna lose my mind
I need a thousand little bunnies
Skin em all to make my sheets
Get a pack of starving orphans putting butter on my feet
NOW
Top Shelf Naughty
Top Shelf Naughty
Yeah yeah yeah
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7. |
Boo Boo
04:43
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Baby are you in pain
Let me kiss a boo boo
Let me kiss a boo boo
Baby are you in pain
Let me kiss a boo boo
Let me kiss a boo boo
Tell mama where it hurts
Tell mama where the pain is
Tell mama where it hurts
Tell mama where the pain is
Where the pain is
Baby are you in pain
Let me kiss a boo boo
Let me kiss a bob boo
Baby are you in pain
Feeling over looked are you
Let me kiss a boo boo
Let me kiss your boo boo
Tell mama where it hurts
Bring it over
Tell mama where the pain is
Tell mama where it hurts
Tell mama where the pain is
where the pain is
Tell mama where it hurts
Tell mama where the pain is
Tell mama where it hurts
Tell mama where the pain is
Where the pain is
Where the pain is
Where the pain
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8. |
Party in the Woods
03:06
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Going to a party
A party in the woods
It's a party in the woods party
Party in the woods
There's gonna be chips
At the party in the woods
There's gonna be some chips now
At the party in the woods
Don't you know the party
Party in the woods
It's a party
Party in the woods
When you're outside
There's gonna be nudity
At the party in the woods
There's gonna be some nudity
At the party in the woods
And also gonna gonna be boobies
At the party in the woods
Gonna see some boobies now
Party in the woods
Party
Party in the woods
Party
Party in the woods
Party
Party in the woods
I just like the party
Party in the woods
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9. |
Susie
02:25
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I hate Susie man, I wish she was dead
Dead Dead Susie Dead da Dead Susie
I hate Susie and I wish she was dead
Dead Dead Susie Dead da Dead Susie
The only thing that makes me happy in my bed
Is picturing Susie with a brick through her head
I hate Susie, I wish she was dead
She's ugly
She's mean
She's a stupid human being
She's ugly
She's mean
She makes me want to scream
I hate Susie man, I wish she was dead
Dead Dead Susie Dead da Dead Susie
I hate Susie and I wish she was dead
Dead Dead Susie Dead da Dead Susie
The only thing that makes me happy in my bed
Is picturing Susie with a brick through her head
I hate Susie, I wish she was dead
She's ugly
She's mean
She's a stupid human being
She's a waste of space
I wish she die
I hate her face
I'll tell you why
You know why
She's ugly
She's mean
She's a stupid human being
I want to drop kick that bit** into her brain
I'm gonna do something really bad with all this rage
I'm gonna steal her boyfriend and ruin her prom
I'm gonna sh** in a box and mail it to her mom
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10. |
I Hate My Name
04:15
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I hate my name
I hate my name
I hate my name
I hate my name
And I'm changing it to Erica Johnson
Why couldn't you have named me Nicole?
Or even Tiffany?
That would have been so much better for me
I hate my name
And you're to blame
I hate my name
I hate my name
And I'm changing it to Erica Johnson
Why couldn't you have named me Nicole?
Or even Tiffany?
That would have been so much better for me
Why couldn't you have named me Nicole?
Or even Tiffany?
That would have been so much better for me
Or how about Michelle
That's not such a bad name
I don't feel like myself with this name
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11. |
Amazoniac (Reprise)
01:56
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What's the last thing you bought online, Meg?
Leggings
What?
Leggings
Leggings, holy sh**, really?
Had to return 'em
Oh dammit
Redeem this
Redeem me
Do you pay for the extra service where it comes like super fast just like a drone throws it over the fence?
Yeah, the prime?
That's awesome
But like whatever, not everything you can get in like a day
Where's it coming from?
I know and also we're supposed to be very concerned about the worker violations and the polices and it's a problem
It's a problem
But goddammit if I need an extraslarge pack of f*cking gummy bears in size blue on f*cking Wednesday I'm gonna get it
Especially if I have a gift certificate
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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